Life Of Stew

Amanda just farted on my head.

A unicorn isn’t a unicorn It’s a donkey with a plunger stuck to it’s face #house #roadhouse and I’m cooking dinner #obscurefamilyguyrefrence

RT @CNN: RT @CNNTech: Police seize computers from Gizmodo editor’s home in latest chapter of iPhone 4 saga. http://on.cnn.com/bKgS8O

I’m at River City Casino (777 River City Casino Blvd, Lemay). http://4sq.com/amgQx1

I just admonished Amanda for dispensing whipped cream directly into her mouth yet sadly I finished the statement with the phrase “Can Up”

The Rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane…

@DJHarden and @MichaelJKraemer, and some Kool-Aid

@LexLockdown oh hey. Heh. I just go there to see my buddy nick the bartender.

@LexLockdown I’m me. Who are you?

I just ousted @lexlockdown as the mayor of T.G.I. Friday’s on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/4L2WqC