Life Of Stew

Quote of the day “are you circumcised? Cause this will make a lot more sense if you are” - J. Adams

I find it ironic that people were killed at a love parade“@stltoday: 15 killed in mass panic at Germany’s Love Parade http://bit.ly/b3H8SR”

I’m at California Pizza Kitchen (West County Mall, , St. Louis). http://4sq.com/6YPYnl

Just witnessed some chick puke into a rolled up newspaper trying to be sly about it. She set it down on the table and it poured into her lap

I can’t wait for labor day. Wearing white is not for everybody. #icanseeyourpinkthong #youneedabra #youlooklikeleatherwrapedinbutcherpaper

I don’t get the whole wearing a scarf over your tank top thing why not just wear a shirt that your tits don’t hang out? Or let them hang out

@nickspub listening to a white boy acoustic version of tlc’s waterfalls life is good. Would be perfect if my fiancé and friends were here

I just checked in at Nick’s Pub on #Yelp and earned the Rookie badge! http://bit.ly/bZeQCf

Gotta love it when the roof leaks and when the drain for the attic ac clogs and leaks through the ceiling #fuckthishouse #waterdamage #fml

“See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen” misheard lyrics rock!